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so SO scandalous
you should've heard the gasp i made

[brokeassgoing]

whaaatever

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seriously though!
it was like a 'HOOO SNAP' gasp

[brokeassgoing]

most shocking

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very appalled

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flabbergasted and ruffled petticoats?

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yes, exactly!
knickers all in a twist is good, too.

[brokeassgoing]

PFFFT
doesnt sound fun
twisted undies

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not at all
sounds ridiculously uncomfortable

[brokeassgoing]

cant be fun nope
still dont understand thongs anyway
a wedgie all the time no thanks
looks good tho

i am dead THESE TWO always have great conversations

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the underwear that aren't really underwear??
just
a small amount of fabric?
... i wouldn't know.

LITERALLY THE WORST

[brokeassgoing]

its meant to me sexy man
like gstrings
nothing but EVERYTHING

I THINK YOU MISSPELLED 'BEST'

[shadowblends]

what a strange idea
g-strings?? those sound even worse
assuming it leaves very little to the imagination

*terriblest

[brokeassgoing]

so little
but so much imagination

bestest* x|

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just going to go out on a limb here and assume you've seen one
or have maybe seen someone in one??

neverrrrrrrr

[brokeassgoing]

one day youll know about strip
wait nevermind youre gay as fuck
well nah sometimes in dude strip joints you can get some more of the risque things

alwaaaaaaaays

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ACH i am so offended
and fabulous? [did he just--? yeah, he did.]
i have to admit that i'm a little afraid to ask what more 'risque' things you can get in a male strip club

[brokeassgoing]

im just sayin you like cock and we know it
im afraid too
every day

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never said that you were wrong sooo
uhm
are we still talking about clubs?

[brokeassgoing]

yes yes we are

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just making sure
what scares you about them?

[brokeassgoing]

butthole sweat

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why would you be thinking about that? EW

[brokeassgoing]

HOW CAN YOU NOT DONT TYPE AT ME LIKE HTAT

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because that's not the first thing i think about when curiosity of a strip club strikes me