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i feel nothin but disgust for badou

[brokeassgoing]

okay
think about your hands right
and what do you get for free with your hands

he's a shit and i love it

[shadowblends]

uhm all right
my hands? yes, okay.
... anything that you can touch?

[brokeassgoing]

no no like
on your body

[shadowblends]

well, if it's on your body then you
oh
OH MY GOODNESS

[brokeassgoing]

THERE ya go
jesus christ

[shadowblends]

wow okay
so, that's what you meant by the 'voyeur' comment

[brokeassgoing]

yuuuuuuuuuup

[shadowblends]

thank you for that ... stimulating thought
bahaha

[brokeassgoing]

youre welcome
its what im here for




not really

[shadowblends]

i'm not really sure i should be thankful
but you know


so, i probably shouldn't come to you for advice on anything sexual, right?

[brokeassgoing]

aint that what you god fearing lot do
the thankful thing

i mean IDK its a little weird
dont you got a gay mentor

[shadowblends]

some of us do
others just sort of sit back and let things happen

that's why i said i probably shouldn't
a gay mentor?? no, i don't have one of those

[brokeassgoing]

uh huh ok

a shame or something i guess

[shadowblends]

you guess

so, you wanna be my gay mentor?

[brokeassgoing]

i dont think im qualified

[shadowblends]

didn't know there were certain qualifications for such a thing

[brokeassgoing]

you know how saints gotta be stoned or whatever
you gotta suck a certain amount of dicks or something

[shadowblends]

are you serious??
i never would have imagined that would be a stipulation

[brokeassgoing]

im p sure thats the way it is

[shadowblends]

funny that i'm the gay one and i haven't heard ANY of this until now

[brokeassgoing]

youre a baby gay you probably dont know

[shadowblends]

'baby gay' shouldn't sound as cute as it does. besides, how do you figure that i don't know?

[brokeassgoing]

well youd know babyiest gay
youre p green and i dont mean your duds

[shadowblends]

your insults are weakening there
am i green because i haven't had sex?

[brokeassgoing]

didnt you say you wanted compliments or somethin
nah its cause youre green in the world