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[brokeassgoing]

uh huh ok

a shame or something i guess

[shadowblends]

you guess

so, you wanna be my gay mentor?

[brokeassgoing]

i dont think im qualified

[shadowblends]

didn't know there were certain qualifications for such a thing

[brokeassgoing]

you know how saints gotta be stoned or whatever
you gotta suck a certain amount of dicks or something

[shadowblends]

are you serious??
i never would have imagined that would be a stipulation

[brokeassgoing]

im p sure thats the way it is

[shadowblends]

funny that i'm the gay one and i haven't heard ANY of this until now

[brokeassgoing]

youre a baby gay you probably dont know

[shadowblends]

'baby gay' shouldn't sound as cute as it does. besides, how do you figure that i don't know?

[brokeassgoing]

well youd know babyiest gay
youre p green and i dont mean your duds

[shadowblends]

your insults are weakening there
am i green because i haven't had sex?

[brokeassgoing]

didnt you say you wanted compliments or somethin
nah its cause youre green in the world

[shadowblends]

did i? i don't remember saying that
help me become less 'green' then because that color doesn't exactly compliment my complexion

[brokeassgoing]

you mustve mmhm
i dont want to
you gotta do it on your own its a rite of passage

[shadowblends]

i won't go fishing for compliments, but if you want to give them then by all means ...
urggghhh
then what can i do to become less green?

[brokeassgoing]

live

[shadowblends]

that seems easy enough to do

[brokeassgoing]

not always. definitely not. its harder than that

[shadowblends]

what makes 'living' so hard? i don't think i'm understanding very well

[brokeassgoing]

it just IS
idk you go through a lot of sshit
bein a teen is hard too
and then you grow up and your future is bleak as shit

[shadowblends]

you know, you're really just deterring me from this 'living' thing.
from the sound of it, i should just live in my room for the rest of my life and avoid the troubles of the world.
pfffttt like that will actually happen

[brokeassgoing]

then youll be fucked up and sad and when your reality caves in you wontbe able to take care of yourself
this way youll at least be able to survive

[shadowblends]

so here's what you're telling me
i need to find a decent mix between not being sheltered my whole life and not throwing all caution to the wind and hope that nothing bad happens

[brokeassgoing]

there ya go! good luck w/that tho