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wow okay
so, that's what you meant by the 'voyeur' comment

yuuuuuuuuuup

thank you for that ... stimulating thought
bahaha

youre welcome
its what im here for




not really

i'm not really sure i should be thankful
but you know

so, i probably shouldn't come to you for advice on anything sexual, right?

aint that what you god fearing lot do 
the thankful thing 

i mean IDK its a little weird
dont you got a gay mentor

some of us do
others just sort of sit back and let things happen

that's why i said i probably shouldn't
a gay mentor?? no, i don't have one of those

uh huh ok 

a shame or something i guess

you guess

so, you wanna be my gay mentor?

i dont think im qualified

didn't know there were certain qualifications for such a thing

you know how saints gotta be stoned or whatever
you gotta suck a certain amount of dicks or something

are you serious??
i never would have imagined that would be a stipulation

im p sure thats the way it is

funny that i'm the gay one and i haven't heard ANY of this until now

youre a baby gay you probably dont know

'baby gay' shouldn't sound as cute as it does. besides, how do you figure that i don't know?

well youd know babyiest gay 
youre p green and i dont mean your duds

your insults are weakening there
am i green because i haven't had sex?

didnt you say you wanted compliments or somethin 
nah its cause youre green in the world

did i? i don't remember saying that
help me become less 'green' then because that color doesn't exactly compliment my complexion

you mustve mmhm 
i dont want to 
you gotta do it on your own its a rite of passage

i won't go fishing for compliments, but if you want to give them then by all means ...
urggghhh
then what can i do to become less green?

live

that seems easy enough to do