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[shadowblends]

because that's not the first thing i think about when curiosity of a strip club strikes me

[brokeassgoing]

well yeah thats cause all you can think about is cock

[shadowblends]

and you don't think about breasts whenever you imagine a strip club?

[brokeassgoing]

WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU MY 7TH GRADE HEALTH TEACHER?!? SAY TITS LIKE EVERYONE ELSE
no i thought u meant male strip clubs

[shadowblends]

thank goodness i didn't have to deal with that! ACH how vulgar
not for YOU unless, you know, you're curious? i won't judge

[brokeassgoing]

titties
SAY IT YOU FUCK!!! SAY IT

that aint anything youve gotta worry about

fuck i'm wheezing

[shadowblends]

urgh
I WILL NOT SAY IT

wouldn't say that it's something to 'worry' about

imagine these two at either kind of strip clubs

[brokeassgoing]

SAY IT YOU PUSSY
SAY IT

well its nothin to think about either how bout that

oh god lmao kurt would just. cover his eyes. a lot.

[shadowblends]

... [He tried, Badou. He really did.]
I CAN'T IT JUST SOUNDS SO RIDICULOUS

what makes you believe i was thinking about it?

and badou would just lean over and uncover them

[brokeassgoing]

say
it

because you just said it

then commence flailing and lots of "THIS IS WRONG I DON'T WANT TO LOOK D:"

[shadowblends]

...

titties AGH WHY

doesn't mean my thoughts are lingering

smh

[brokeassgoing]

AHAHAHHA ATTA BOY

yea ok fine

yes, there would be lots of that, too

[shadowblends]

i am not pleased with myself

feels like i'm going to have to pray extra hard tonight

h e h

[brokeassgoing]

im proud its ok

doNT PRAY FOR ME GET OUTTA HERE

bahaha oh man

[shadowblends]

of course you are

who said ANYTHING about me praying for YOU? i meant myself
but i'll pray for you too

[brokeassgoing]

I DONT WANT YOU TO

[shadowblends]

what if i already have?

[brokeassgoing]

why? that aint gonna help

[shadowblends]

so you say, but why do you think that?

[brokeassgoing]

cause it just aint
theres no one up there who gives a shit man or i dont think so
if you do then more power to you

[shadowblends]

have you ever tried?
how do you know that there isn't someone watching over you?
i've found that it helps me sleep a little easier at night

[brokeassgoing]

why would i????????
you know what else helps you sleep at night
five finger discounts
and i dont need no voyeur for that

[shadowblends]

i don't know
that's something i've never done
stolen, i mean
i'm not going to judge you for it

[brokeassgoing]

thats
not what a five finger discount is

shit i'm dying again

[shadowblends]

then
what exactly are you talking about?