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have you ever tried?
how do you know that there isn't someone watching over you?
i've found that it helps me sleep a little easier at night

why would i???????? 
you know what else helps you sleep at night
five finger discounts
and i dont need no voyeur for that

i don't know
that's something i've never done
stolen, i mean
i'm not going to judge you for it

thats
not what a five finger discount is

then
what exactly are you talking about?

okay 
think about your hands right
and what do you get for free with your hands

uhm all right
my hands? yes, okay.
... anything that you can touch?

no no like 
on your body

well, if it's on your body then you
oh
OH MY GOODNESS

THERE ya go
jesus christ

wow okay
so, that's what you meant by the 'voyeur' comment

yuuuuuuuuuup

thank you for that ... stimulating thought
bahaha

youre welcome
its what im here for




not really

i'm not really sure i should be thankful
but you know

so, i probably shouldn't come to you for advice on anything sexual, right?

aint that what you god fearing lot do 
the thankful thing 

i mean IDK its a little weird
dont you got a gay mentor

some of us do
others just sort of sit back and let things happen

that's why i said i probably shouldn't
a gay mentor?? no, i don't have one of those

uh huh ok 

a shame or something i guess

you guess

so, you wanna be my gay mentor?

i dont think im qualified

didn't know there were certain qualifications for such a thing

you know how saints gotta be stoned or whatever
you gotta suck a certain amount of dicks or something

are you serious??
i never would have imagined that would be a stipulation

im p sure thats the way it is

funny that i'm the gay one and i haven't heard ANY of this until now