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[shadowblends]

i'd imagine that i would see that coming?

unless

wait, what?

[prefers_magneto]

How much if a virgin are you, on a scale of 'kissed someone who wasn't a relative' to 'some sort of penetrative act'?

[shadowblends]

is there a wrong answer to this question? i feel like saying that i haven't done any of that is an incorrect response.

[prefers_magneto]

No. But you might want to get a book or something. Completely unprepared, you might find a 'surprise' isn't exactly pleasant.

[shadowblends]

i should get a book about sex?

[... are he and Peter going to have sex??? When did this come up for discussion?]

[prefers_magneto]

Unless you think that's not where this is headed. But I've never seen someone get so worked up over whether someone wanted to be their platonic friend. Didn't you say you fancied him?

[shadowblends]

no, i ... i want it to be more than just friendship. i did - i do fancy him, but i didn't think that sex would happen so quickly?

[prefers_magneto]

What does 'quickly' have to do with it? Will you somehow magically know more about it six months from now?

[shadowblends]

does sex happen within the first few weeks of spending time together? i suppose not, no ... where exactly would i go looking for a book like that, though?

[prefers_magneto]

I don't know. I can't say I'm privy to how kids normally learn this stuff. Is there a friend you can talk to?

[shadowblends]

i could possibly talk to scott? if i'm feeling brave enough to do so ... i could approach hank or raven about the subject.

[prefers_magneto]

I'm not sure I can endorse a choice between someone who's probably never had sex and someone I've had sex with.

[shadowblends]

... if i had a list of things that i did not need to know, those two would probably be in the top five.

i'll go out on a limb though and assume you haven't had relations with hank?

[prefers_magneto]

Me and everyone else in the world. You can't assume Mystique is the person on that list whose never had sex. Have you seen her? [Because when she's herself, she's still one of the most stunning women he's ever laid eyes on.]

[shadowblends]

i have, yes. she is very beautiful, although i am not attracted to her in such a way. [Since, you know, that's his mother and while he doesn't know it yet, that would be ridiculously awkward.]

what makes you think hank hasn't participated in sexual relations?

[prefers_magneto]

[While Erik is like 'of course you're not; you like boys'.

Meanwhile, to Kurt's next question, he won't hear the snort he gets over text.]

Because he's not over Mystique. [And how he could have had her, except that he's an idiot.]

[shadowblends]

[Well, it's a good thing that neither of them know the truth about Raven. Yet.

Kurt can't hear the snort and Erik can't hear his surprised yelp, so they're even.]

are you telling me that ... hank likes raven?

[prefers_magneto]

I don't have to tell you that. Watch him have a conversation with her.

[shadowblends]

oh, boy ... as long as it doesn't have to be like homework.

[prefers_magneto]

I think it might give you some insight.

[shadowblends]

okay, the next time i see them talking, i'll stop to observe.

[prefers_magneto]

Don't stare. Let me know what you think.

[shadowblends]

i'll find a way to discreetly spy on them later, though. peter's probably paced a hole in the ground, if he's been waiting for me ...

[prefers_magneto]

He's waiting for you? Go see him. Text me later.

[shadowblends]

surprisingly! okay, i can do that. i'll talk to you later!