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[prefers_magneto]

I think it might give you some insight.

[shadowblends]

okay, the next time i see them talking, i'll stop to observe.

[prefers_magneto]

Don't stare. Let me know what you think.

[shadowblends]

i'll find a way to discreetly spy on them later, though. peter's probably paced a hole in the ground, if he's been waiting for me ...

[prefers_magneto]

He's waiting for you? Go see him. Text me later.

[shadowblends]

surprisingly! okay, i can do that. i'll talk to you later!

A couple days later.

[prefers_magneto]

Well?

[shadowblends]

i got kissed

and hank definitely likes raven

[prefers_magneto]

He's what's known as 'sexually frustrated'. Means he's not getting kissed. You've had an eventful week. No surprises?

[shadowblends]

if he's sexually frustrated, doesn't that mean he's not getting any sort of ... 'action'? no unnecessary surprises! the kiss was different, but not unwelcome.

[prefers_magneto]

I hope not, or the rest of what Hank isn't getting will be a huge disappointment.

[shadowblends]

i can probably assume what you mean by 'the rest', so i won't ask.

[prefers_magneto]

You can probably assume? I take it you got a book.

[shadowblends]

you were speaking of sexual intercourse, yes? i did. it's, uhm ... graphic.

[prefers_magneto]

Surprising?

[shadowblends]

somewhat, yes. did you know that they make a kama sutra specifically for gay couples?

[Not that he ... looked or anything.]

[prefers_magneto]

No. I didn't know that.

[shadowblends]

well, now you do!

[And knowing is half the battle, Erik! *insert rainbows*]

[prefers_magneto]

Has that knowledge enriched your life?

[shadowblends]

my own knowledge of the gay kama sutra or the fact that i just told you about it?

[prefers_magneto]

Kurt.

[He's not even going to dignify that.]

[shadowblends]

what?

[Oh, come on! It's a serious question, okay?]

[prefers_magneto]

[Forget it.]

Do you feel prepared for all of that now?

[shadowblends]

[For now, he can do that.]

as prepared as i can get, i suppose.

[prefers_magneto]

Is it what you want?