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[shadowblends]

well, you aren't wrong about the learning thing. i do learn something new almost every day
remind me to not go into any tunnels then
i'll prove it

[brokeassgoing]

thats what they all say dont be cute
dont stick with me and you wont
ok man

[shadowblends]

i'm not being cute i'm being honest??
now, if i'm not going into the tunnel alone ...
not sure if you believe me

[brokeassgoing]

whaaatever kid
dont get others involved fuck that
well youll just have to use them powers of deduction to figure it out huh

[shadowblends]

SIGH yes i'm sighing for real
if i stick around you though, wouldn't you already be involved in the tunnel heists?
it's hard to read sarcasm through text messages

[brokeassgoing]

youre deff 17 if youre typin it out
no im definitely not i cant be......whatre you talkin about im not
surely im not
yeah i know its hard for us too sometimes

[shadowblends]

how else am i going to let you know i'm exasperated?
riiight
because that statement is TOTALLY believable
i'm just going to assume you were being sarcastic

[brokeassgoing]

snarky comments and slamming the door to your room
it is indeed yeeeeppppp
good boy

[shadowblends]

oooo how 'teenager' of you to think like that
the sarcasm it burns so good
uhm wuff?

[brokeassgoing]

i remember what it was like
better get some butter
you get a treat i guess

[shadowblends]

absolutely terrible i bet
apply cold water to burn
and i didn't even need to beg for it? you're the best

[brokeassgoing]

no butter works better didnt you know
i know i dont even gotta try to be the best i just am

[shadowblends]

it might work better, but it sounds messy
your humility could certainly use some work

[brokeassgoing]

oh always its always messy
hell no!! im hardboiled

[shadowblends]

going to assume that you have experience with messy
like an egg? because those can be cracked

[brokeassgoing]

always always ALWAYS it aint my fault hmph
NO DUMBASS they BOUNCE BACK

[shadowblends]

of course not. it's everyone elses, right?
MUST YOU CONSTANTLY INSULT MY INTELLIGENCE??

[brokeassgoing]

well yeah for starters i just kinda get in there somehow
yep

[shadowblends]

if i didn't know any better, i would assume we weren't talking about trouble anymore
you really ARE an ass

[GASP. He actually cursed.]

[brokeassgoing]

no its still trouble
holy shit do you kiss your professor with that mouth

[shadowblends]

it is?
you're one to talk! actually, i don't do a lot of kissing with anybody, sooo ...

[brokeassgoing]

yup
well well well well well well well well well well weeelllll

[shadowblends]

suppose i'll have to take your word for it
uhhh that's a lot of 'wells'

[brokeassgoing]

well yeah cause you aint getting into this business
yes yes it was huh
im surprised i guess

[shadowblends]

i've got my own job, remember? besides, even if i wanted to, you obviously wouldn't let me.
a lot more than i would have expected
ehhh what exactly are you surprised about?