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[shadowblends]

absolutely terrible i bet
apply cold water to burn
and i didn't even need to beg for it? you're the best

[brokeassgoing]

no butter works better didnt you know
i know i dont even gotta try to be the best i just am

[shadowblends]

it might work better, but it sounds messy
your humility could certainly use some work

[brokeassgoing]

oh always its always messy
hell no!! im hardboiled

[shadowblends]

going to assume that you have experience with messy
like an egg? because those can be cracked

[brokeassgoing]

always always ALWAYS it aint my fault hmph
NO DUMBASS they BOUNCE BACK

[shadowblends]

of course not. it's everyone elses, right?
MUST YOU CONSTANTLY INSULT MY INTELLIGENCE??

[brokeassgoing]

well yeah for starters i just kinda get in there somehow
yep

[shadowblends]

if i didn't know any better, i would assume we weren't talking about trouble anymore
you really ARE an ass

[GASP. He actually cursed.]

[brokeassgoing]

no its still trouble
holy shit do you kiss your professor with that mouth

[shadowblends]

it is?
you're one to talk! actually, i don't do a lot of kissing with anybody, sooo ...

[brokeassgoing]

yup
well well well well well well well well well well weeelllll

[shadowblends]

suppose i'll have to take your word for it
uhhh that's a lot of 'wells'

[brokeassgoing]

well yeah cause you aint getting into this business
yes yes it was huh
im surprised i guess

[shadowblends]

i've got my own job, remember? besides, even if i wanted to, you obviously wouldn't let me.
a lot more than i would have expected
ehhh what exactly are you surprised about?

[brokeassgoing]

i'd kick your blue ass up round your ears
that you aint tried yet

[shadowblends]

don't threaten me with a good time ;D
kissing?? i doubt there are many people that look at me and think, "hey, he's a good looking guy. i'd plant one on him."

[brokeassgoing]

get out of here brat
you never know
or get with a blind chick

[shadowblends]

and where do you want me to go?
i've got a pretty good idea
uhhh there's a problem with that statement

[brokeassgoing]

not back to school that wont do you good
uh huh
whats so wrong with it??????? that solves all your problems

[shadowblends]

oh, hahaha you're so funny
you know, you're so smart
i'll let you figure it out on your own

[brokeassgoing]

im a riot yeeeeppp
what are you sayin youve got standards and morals all of a sudden?

[shadowblends]

i've laughed at you more than once tonight
that's not
no
the 'chick' being blind is not the problem

[brokeassgoing]

OH YOU MEAN DUDE
ok a blind dude no biggie

[shadowblends]

hey YOU GOT IT
blind 'dude' would be my preference yeah