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[wkw3]

always possibility.

why are you so concerned with offending other people? you don't have to go around being an arsehole to everyone, but why worry about what everyone thinks of you? there's always going to be someone who won't fancy you, no matter how much you try. just ... idk, be happy, mate.

1/2

[shadowblends]

...

[Is he still talking to Warren? He takes a minute to check the number and yep - definitely still the same one.]

[shadowblends]

is this still warren? i'm pretty sure that i'm talking to someone else, but the number is still the same. i have to make sure because i do believe that was decent advice that i just received and i wanted to be sure this wasn't a wrong number text.

[wkw3]

LOL! *laughing/crying emoji* what can i say? it happens occasionally. not often, mind you, so it would be best if you cherish this moment. can't say when it'll ever happen again.

[shadowblends]

i'm going to have to save these text messages for future uses or for those times when you're trying to act like you don't care and i can pull them up and be like, 'LIES'!

[wkw3]

i believe that's called blackmail, kurt.

[shadowblends]

and your point is? :)

[wkw3]

what!? i had no idea you had it in you! consider me impressed.

[shadowblends]

i feel like i should be proud - i impressed warren worthington the third! what's my prize?

[wkw3]

hahah idk, continuing to be my friend? unless there's something else you fancy.

[shadowblends]

of course i'll still be your friend! what else do you think i would fancy?

[wkw3]

idk, mate. a pint? a big lolly? anything?

[shadowblends]

[It takes him a moment to respond, seeing as how he's ridiculously timid about asking and all.]

i'd drink, if you would do it with me?

[wkw3]

you should know by now that you never hafta ask a brit whether he'd fancy a pint or not.

the answer's always 'what, are you taking the piss out of me? give it here - NOW!'

[shadowblends]

well, when you say 'pint', i'm never sure if i should assume beer or vodka. does it really matter at this point?

okay, okay. i'll remember that i don't need to ask you if i'm in need of a drinking partner. i will simply call you up and when you answer, it will be, "warren. we're going drinking, so be dressed and ready to go."

[wkw3]

pint always implies a beer or cider of some sort.

you're getting the hang of it! :) that's precisely how it goes, mate.

[shadowblends]

one of these days, i will understand your terms a little better.

success! [: then you should get ready, if you are actually wanting to drink, haha.

[wkw3]

there's a lot of 'em, so don't feel bad if you don't.

yep! just gimme a few to get showered and dressed and all.

[shadowblends]

perhaps i will make a list to carry around with me.

sure! just give me a call or something whenever you're ready to go.

[wkw3]

LOL! maybe i'll make a book or something for your birthday. that's coming up, innit?

ya, brill.

[shadowblends]

a book, huh? that would be fantastic! it is, but you don't have to get me anything, warren. really!

[wkw3]

ya, ya ok. you're telling me you wouldn't be miffed if i didn't get you something?

[shadowblends]

that's exactly what i'm telling you. what reason would i have to get upset if you didn't get me anything for my birthday? i'm, uh ... rather used to not getting things for it.

[wkw3]

that's just sad, mate. that means i'll have to get you something nice, to make up for the years you didn't get anything.

[shadowblends]

oh, but warren! didn't i just say you were not obligated to get me anything? it's nothing to worry about - really!